Monday, February 16, 2009

"Mary Jo needs"

I thought I would try this after seeing it on another blog (Haley's) It turned out to be to funny not to share. You Google your name "Mary Jo Needs" (use your name and quotations) then take the first 10 it comes up with.

1. What Mary Jo needs now....that doesn't make sense but I can tell you I need a warm vacation :)

2. Mary Jo needs to keep paying some staff. Ok now my staff would be the cows and the point of having them is so we can make money we will just continue to pay them in feed and housing!! :)

3. Mary Jo needs to feel lucky she got out with her life and away from both of them. This one cracked me up they were talking about Mary Jo Buttafuoco!!

4. Mary Jo needs redemption more than most. I do?????

5. Mary Jo needs the attention of men..she's always picked the wrong kind. Haha...I know I have the right one with my Joe!!!

6. Mary Jo needs a key for the board room. It that where they hide all the goodies?!?!?

7. Mary Jo needs to have adequate agricultural statistics. TRUE...when I live on a farm :)

8. Mary Jo needs to pursue technical issues. Huh I don't do technical :)

9. Mary Jo needs your help "Getting the Vote". If its a vote to STOP abortion I sure do need your help!! Its murder to kill babies!!!

10. Mary Jo needs her anal glands emptied! Wow yes that is what it says...thank goodness they were talking about a dog!! Apparently that is what a dog needs done when they drag their butts across the floor!!! :)

2 comments:

Keri said...

OH MY GOSH number 10!!!!!!!

Hilarious!!!!!

haley said...

OH MY GOSH, that last one was hilarious!


and now i just looked and saw keri's comment and realized mine is almost exactly like hers. lol. but it's hilarious so there's no other comment to leave :)